Campaign Funding

Look, lets cut straight to the chase.

I am happy to fund this whole campaign myself, but in response to all the people asking how they can contribute I have set up this page.

I have listed the details of how much money I need to invest in order to run for Mayor of Bristol, as well as a novel way to donate money that isn’t even yours.

Please only donate if you feel compelled to, and do not donate any more than £49.99 if you do choose to make a donation, because if you do, this being a political campaign, there are all sorts of hoops i need to jump through to accept it. I know the other parties accept £millions, but they have an army of helpers and form fillers, whereas I am just a one man band, and don’t have time for all that shenanigens

HOW MUCH WILL THIS CAMPAIGN COST ME?

I need to raise a deposit of £500 in order to stand.

I also need around £750 to place my election address in the Official Election Brochure, that will printed and distributed by Bristol City Council. This is because thecouncil demands a payment towards the printing cost from all candidates wishing to have an address in the brochure.

If I recieve over 5% of the vote I will also recieve my £500 deposit back.

If this happens I will also donate the whole £500 deposit to the NHS.

MORE FREE MONEY

I have found this website that can get anyone over the age of 18 a free £10 note.

So feel free to use it to claim yours and if you want to donate any of it to my campaign feel free, but not obliged in any way, it is solely your decision and choice

and finally, once again,  please do not donate more than £49.99 because if you do, this being a political campaign, there are all sorts of hoops i need to jump through to accept it.

I know the other parties accept £millions but they have an army of helpers and form fillers, whereas I am just a one man band, and don’t have time for all that shenanigens

Anyway over to you. If you really do need to make a donation then you can do so here at my “WeFund Campaign Funding Page”

Live Love Laff

Mr Corupt Self Serving Lying Thieving B’stard

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