Oh my life, you’ve just got to love those Tories, don’t you (!)
They seem to have been busting a gut to support my campaign for Mayor of Bristol. Ever since it looked liked they had scuppered it, by threatening to put up Jeremy Hunt, they haven’t stopped trying to do everything possible to assist me.
Tory party sources say that Baroness Warsi has been involved in a “cock-up” over expenses. As Corrupt Self Serving Lying Thieving B’stard I admire her for her clever use of English, although, it’s more generally known as “Being Caught”
Baroness Warsi said she takes full responsibility for the “oversight”, but lets hope they pull all those benefit cheat adverts for a few weeks to let it all die down, last thing the old Baroness needs to hear right now is “No Ifs, No Buts, No Oversights”
As if all that hadn’t helped me enough, then there was the Ginsters Pasty Party Funds scandel.
They’ve just given a £100,000 donation to Tory Party Funds, only days after a tax hike on hot food, that would give a very handy competitive edge to Mr Ginsters selling of cold pasties.
They didn’t even have to bother turning up and having tea with Mr Cameron either and, they saved themselves £150,000 in the process. Nice one Mr Ginster (!)
The Lib Dems have also been keen to help out, what with the UKUncut street party outside Nick Cleggs house earlier in the week. Louise Mensch went on twitter to claim it was harrassment of Mr Cleggs family.
Which smacks of more “do as I say, not as I do” politics, considering that since her Parties weren’t elected into Governement, they’ve continually made a point of harrassing the sick and the disabled.
Good on the Corrupt B’stards say I, and thanks for the support this week.
Finally I’ve adjusted my campaign slogan slightly. it now reads thus…………..
£15,000 FREE MONEY TO EVERY ADULT IN BRISTOL EVERY YEAR. VOTE FOR ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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